Matthew Knowles is the mastermind behind Destiny's Child. Some folks say Matty is a tough, exacting guy. I'll go along with that. Looks like he might be a jerk too. Last year a report surfaced that Knowles blew one million dollars on ladies of the evening and cocaine/marching powder/disco dust. There was also a report that Beyonce canned him as manager. I can't get any confirmation on that. According to that Wal-Mart Christmas commercial all's well. And oh yeah it just occured to me that wasn't a Christmas scene. That spot was probably recorded last August and like other holidays, Matthew tossed his presents in mid-air and cut and ran, to his girlfriend's house.
This is what I'm giving Matthew this year for Christmas. Take that, Mr. Loud and Wrong!
Just in case the deal with his daughter Ashlee doesn't work out, Joe's got a lookalike all lined up...Knowles and Simpson are the opposite side of the same ol' unlucky penny. I mentioned my dislike for Simpson on this blog 15 years ago and I'm not liking him a whit more. I can confidently call Joe Simpson a little creepy and a Nosy Parker. Anyway you slice it Joe Simpson is a bad showbiz dad. My crack team has found some particularly unsettling info on Joe...
"...We'll never know exactly why Joe Simpson shot Jim Arnold that Easter Sunday, April 19, 1908..."
Oh my. I had no idea. It's a mystery how Joe has eluded justice for so long. Here's some other stuff...
"...Bonnie and Clyde were infamous bank robbers who traveled the central United States during the Great Depression. Joe Simpson's a bad man..."
My goodness, I'm getting queasy now...
6 comments:
Joe Simpson spawned Ashlee Simpson. he must die.
Wow, he did spawn Ashlee Simpson. Now that's a horrible mental image. But then again so's Joe heh heh...
Jason you are hilarious. I also heard the Beyonce rumor that she fired her dad (temporarily) because he'd cheated on her mother with a back-up dancer.
I guess Houe of Dereon was Mrs. Knowles' (B's momma) apology gift, from Beyonce from taking him back as manager(although I am sure that was only because he held her over the rail of a highrise building likd Suge Knight did Vanilla Ice one fateful evening)...
Anyways, it's the only way I can explain such a travesty.
Thanks Ella B. :) LOL about Suge Knight and Vanilla Ice. It is something that Beyonce took Matthew back as manager. I know he was crying the blues when got canned too heh heh...
Do I need to credit you if I want to use "marching powder"? The lack of trademarks leads me to believe that I will want to use that phrase to describe a great many people.
TIA.
:-)
Hey Steve, by all means--use that term freely. It's great LOL.
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