Monday, February 24, 2014
Cancelled! Did you hear the latest? He through.. A little birdy flew through my window and attached to its beak was the message that read, "Piers Morgan Live: Cancelled." I was shocked and saddened and confirmed this grim, game changing occurence.
Piers Morgan Live has been on CNN for 3 years. You might remember that this is the show that sent Larry King Live packing up his old Snickers bars and reading glasses. Have you seen Larry King's infomercials? Piers is going to be doing them next. Word is that they CNN wants Morgan gone quick/fast/in a hurry too. His show was awful and Piers Morgan is a horrible man.
Donzo!! I bet you didn't know this was going to the land of Petticoat Junction and Lucan did you? It's a wrap for Katie. I have to admit the news was quiet but the bomb dropped in December 2013 while we were shopping and skipping down the street filled with holiday glee. Around the same time, Katie Couric was named as the global anchor for Yahoo! Yes that Yahoo! Does anyone go on Yahoo! other than to check their mail? We'll never see Katie again.
The Problem: Katie's show was dreadful. For all of her perkiness and relatability, she's seemed to transmogrify into a clown like visaged robot who is incapable simple, human emotions. This show was horrifying.
It should be off the air by June 2014.
Aw shucks! For fans of talk shows, these are sad times. Or happy ones--depending on where your head is at. Let's cut the chitchat, Bethenny is over too. Now this isn't a surprise, this was a wretched show, it makes Queen Latifah look like Dinah Shore. The problem with this one? Bethenny. No one likes her. The more likable she pretended to be, it only reminded people why they loathed her. I don't remember even seeing a guest on this just placards, video tapes and scans of an uninterested audience.
Part 2: You know what I found most odious? Can't think, I've got a headache so I'll go with everything.
Sunday, February 09, 2014
Oh hi, I'm back from game hunting in Tegucigalpa.. In recent times we have multiple shows to choose from on cable. That's good--and bad. Sadly atrocities that originally aired on the weekends or late at night have found their way into the afternoon schedules. Where's Mike Douglass and Dinah! When you need them? Here's a rundown of the worst shows I've ever seen in the afternoon....
And about those customers. Although the show's only been on a few seasons, we've seen a cavalcade of broken-down, loud and wince inducing people from all walks of life. Horrifying...As for reprehensible characters, it gets so tiresome seeing Seth trying to outsmart his father. And Ashley? She's allegedly married w/ kids? In my dreamz, she's All Alone and rides to work on a broom.
This show is a bit more straight forward. Folks visit the World Famous Gold and Silver Pawn Shop to sell things to get money and Rick gives them just enough to buy a Tootsie Roll. The items on Pawn Stars can be "hi-fluent," you know, maps, compasses, goodtars, jerseys, etc. Speaking of jerseys, you should have seen Rick when he was approached to buy a Lou Gehrig jersey. You know his "deal" geek-esque chit-chat, wheezing laughs, all on the way to give you something close to nothing for your "airlooms."
Part 2: The saddest show I've seen is when some lady was hoarding holding on to some Elvis Presley autographed stuff and he didn't even sign it. You know what happened? They were worthless. My tears fell like rain and I had filled my male diaper too.
Modus Operadi: Pouting, tantrum throwing, buying unnecessary items to get closer to the "big prize."
Upcoming: The Decline of Storage Wars....