Thursday, October 26, 2006

Commercial Annoyances Part 23 and a Half

My tolerance for all things corny is getting worse. Here's a few commercials that are driving me crazy...



Look it's the Advair Man. This commercial makes my blood boil. The set-up is simple. Some joker has asthma and can't play, until he takes Advair. I've got a question? So what? It's not like he's Dizzy Gillespie so we're not missing out on some good music. To prove the power of Advair, he goes to the attic, retrieves his bugle and starts caterwauling up a storm.

Solution: Get a sledgehammer and take care of his "axe."






I don't believe Sally Field has osteoporosis, she looks like she's about the same height as she always was. If you ask me? I think she's gotten a bit taller. I don't know, the whole thing seems odd. Perhaps it was that first commercial spot where a "friend" told her about Boniva. What followed was one of the worst approximation of normal chatter I've ever heard. The second commercial is much better. Got to say, I've always enjoyed Sally Field in everything she's done...






See, I'm using this pic for my blog and nothing else...












Although I'm not a Lincolnophile, I do think he deserves better than this Rozerem ad. Needless to say, I find this whole ad campaign creepy--I hate people and things out of context.

A Honest Question: Who in the heck is dreaming about Abraham Lincoln, I know I don't. Me? It's pretty much me during the last day of school, trying to get to class and finally arriving at 3:45. I don't need a sleep aid to catch up with that.







This is sad news. Diddy has seemed to join forces with "The BK" Burger King for a nauseating and ingratiating ad campaign. So far, it's been restricted to Diddy's ridiculous and gaudy MySpace page and of course a video that found it's way to YouTube. This is a still from a video where Diddy says he's going to "Order me a Whopper." Order me a Whopper? He knows better than that...



Diddy better hurry up, me and Floyd want to order us a Whopper too...
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