Q Jones says, "Look Jason, you know you wish you could work it like me...later Big Nose..."I know people wanted me to can my blog awards, thinking it got "too big." But see, I had to bring it back for someone really special, even if we're clearly in a war of words. That special person is Quincy Jones, or "Q Jones" as I call him teasingly. Me and Q go way back, you know I discovered him, he was a trumpet player in my band, Jason Elias's Kings O' Swing.
As a music fan, I've got a lot of Quincy Jones in my collection and I'm partial to his 1972-1981 work. What else do I like about Q? How gets some great looking women. His latest girlfriend's name is Heba Elawadi, she's 19. Jones is 73, and I wish them the best of luck.
Unfiltered: 19? Damn! What's the age difference there? 60 years? Q must be more popular than me. I'm treated like an old man/troll on MySpace and Q's dating a 19 year old girl. What in the world could he have in common with her? I don't know. Even worse, the two met at a Ludacris CD listening party. That's just all kinds of wrong...
Back For More: Look at Q Jones acting like he's the bees knees. When you get down to it, this girl isn't exactly Peggy Lipton. Yeah I said it, this 19 year old child isn't exactly "all that" as the kids say. What? What was that? You trying to say something Q?
Note: After my "outburst" I sent Quincy a hand-carved peace offering. I hope he likes it, I've got my copy on my desk!
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I can just picture it:
Heba: "Like, ohmigod, Quincy, like I'm so in the mood..."
Q: "Uh, er, ok dollface, I'm in the mood for some M&Ms...oh look here's one blue one...I'll take, er, eat this one.
Heba: "Like, ohmigod, Quincy, this M&M has a V on it! Do you think it's worth something?"
Q: (under his breath) "dear god, please let this little blue pill work fast!"
Hi Jason. Let's consider something for a minute...Q is the man! 19? He's Yoda's age. More power to him, I say. Of course, I recently started a consultant firm: "Men So Old They've Lost Their Pride And Are Delusional Enough To Think That Young Women Like Them For Who They Are, Not Their Money".
Sure the name needs a little work, but it's a new Corporation. If you'll pardon me, I have Sylvester Stallone on the phone, he apparently wants me to order him a 20 year old blonde.
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LOL Ginger, thanks now I've got the mental picture of these two "together." Although he tries to be so cool, to me, Quincy's the guy who really didn't need to be at a Ludacris party. I bet there's something he might need though: Viagra to keep up with that girl who's young enough to be his great-granddaughter.. What makes me feel so bad? She's not all that hot so I can't feel jealous heh heh...
Steve, I think that's a great idea. Me, I like the name the Corporation, I'm going to advertise it on this blog. :)
What?? I've got an IM from Bill Maher? We're in business!
that's a damn shame if he's really dating a 19 year old.
This cracks me up Shawn. Quincy had such a good track record with women and now this, a 19 year old. What in the world could those two be talking about....
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