This is a sad state of affairs. I don't think any of the Steely Dan fanatics are going to try to decipher this travesty. It seems that Walter Becker and Donald Fagen are in the process of harassing Owen Wilson for appearing in "You, Me and Dupree." The whining comes from the fact that Steely Dan released the song, "Cousin Dupree" for their 2000 comeback album, Two Aganist Nature. The song's protagonist was a neer' do well, a lay about who contemplated having sex with his cousin. Great stuff actually. The problem, Becker and Fagan say name was lifted as well as some of the character's aimlessness. Here's their take.
Got to say, the letter on the website, the very idea is aggressively uncool. This is so lame--and I don't find it funny in the least. What's frightening? I'm siding with Owen Wilson in this and that's sad...Note: Some say this is faked, others believe this. I don't know--but it sure is dumb.
You know since Lance Bass dropped this bomb that he is gay, he actually got on the cover of People, again. Now that's totally frightening. Frankly I wasn't expecting that unless he was going on a rampage or he was lost in outer space. Sadly I'll always find Lance Bass aggressively boring and well, a dunderhead...An Idiot's Lament: According to reports, I've read that N'Sync is no longer together. What? Can't be!
Suddenly David Lee Roth is looking like the brains of the operation...This fool needs some help. Earlier this week a 20 second video made the rounds of Eddie doing "jazz fusion" with Patrick Leonard. It sounded horrendous. The latest news? Eddie did two songs for Michael Ninn's porno. Sadly Eddie is taking a downward spiral worthy of those rock bios...
"...Despite his fans pleas, Van Halen would not reunite with ex-lead singer David Lee Roth. In 3021, Eddie spontaneously combusted. The cause: Being a lame ass...
A sad, sad man...Of course that's Mel Gibson in happier times. Looks like the rumors were true and by rumors I mean stuff that was but written in skywriting for years: Mel Gibson isn't a nice man. Seems he was driving drunk and saying some horrible things about Jews. Here's the story. It's clear on some level he wants to never work again. I guess he can hide in that creepy church he's been making. Tell me that doesn't sound like a disaster waiting to happen.
Final Verdict: Disgusting
"...Riggs!?!"
2 comments:
It's like watching a "C" list celebrity fight (Steely Dan and Owen Wilson). I'm hoping next up we can see Gary Coleman and Danny Bonaducci get into it over Orange Julius' hours of operation at the mall.
And Mel Gibson...I have career suicide on the phone...WOW. That was a world class display of stupidity. He makes ME look smart.
Heh heh, I think seeing Gary Coleman and Danny Bonaduce fighting one another is inevitable. It's probably going to start with Gary talking about Danny and then Danny's going to pelt down some Night Train and, well, we'll have to wait for the rest...
Steve, I think the most frightening thing is that Mel makes me look smart LOL. Naah... :)
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