Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Pop Culture Idiot: Disgruntled Employees...

I normally don't post about inner office business, but this time my good name is on the line. Due to the actions of my staff, I have to do something affectionately known as "taking out the trash." I'm sorry I have to do this in such a public fashion.

The internet has been buzzing about this news and I can confirm it: Justin Timberlake will no longer be a part of Pop Culture Idiot. It's become apparent that Justin's lax editorial issues have a lot to do with him being a big drug head. Below is an excerpt from a recent article.

...'I've done way too many drugs already...I'm just like everyone else, I get completely plastered, I've done my fair share of drugs and I've been caught places with my pants down; it's just I make sure there are no cameras around. My boss Jason is pretty cool with it, he says, 'Smoke em' if you got 'em,' I guess that means heroin too."

I Say: Quit lying.

Status: Dismissed for being a "drug attic."

You know you've been in the business too long when your mentor and spiritual advisor is talking crazy and dealing in sabotagey. See, he wants to break camp and start his own blog but I'm not letting him go. He's going to honor his contract, take a 99% pay cut and act like he likes it.

A note to Mayor McCheese: Run tell that!

Of course that's Randy Jackson, producer, a member of out-of-gas era Journey and a judge on American Idol. Randy and I were talking shop and we had a handshake agreement about him being an editor on this blog. We were doing great work until he became a total whiner. I don't need to hear that mouth!

Randy Jackson's Pop Culture Idiot Status: Traded for Oscar Gamble, Gaylord Perry and a player to be named later...

Ex-PCI employee Carson Daly looks on after he dropped an anvil on me...
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