Thursday, May 25, 2006

American Idol: Finale Recap

Good news, I got a chance to see the American Idol finale, B- stuff all the way. Here's my recap...



So this is the winner huh? It's going to be fun seeing American Idol trying to reign that in. Taylor Hicks is a talented singer but make no bones about it, he's insane. He can pretty much stop the hobo/jumping freight trains act too, his dad's a doctor. Soul Patrol!








America made Katharine McPhee's grandma cry! Former Idol contestant Tamyra Gray consoles Kat's nanna. Really, Gray's a pretty young lady, there's got to be more going on than coasting on these AI fumes. What is she now? A good-will ambassador or something? Oh come on...








Clay Aiken appeared to show the folks how it's done. Well, I think that's him. Got to say he looks a wee bit different like he's been on Extreme Makeover: Face Edition. Let's hope it's just a case of heavy makeup and weird hair, who wants to see that mug "remixed."











Live From Madame Tussaudes...Prince made a surprise appearance at the finale. He was supposed to be a guest earlier in the season but didn't want to deal with the kids. You know what's worse? Talking to Ryan Seacrest.









Look, it's Katharine McPhee. Despite her often fake smiles, you know she has to be burning, losing to that oddly gray freak show. Really, McPhee lost because she's a streaky singer and her performances weren't that great in the final two competition.











The Tears of a Clown when everyone's around. I'd love to know what turned David Hasselhoff into a puddle of goo. Reportedly Hasselhoff started to bawl when Gray Davis was crowned the winner of this monstrosity. Just a note, when David Hasselhoff cries tears of joy, I do too. Excuse me, we're just so close...




Thanks to Raven 56706 at DVD Talk for my new screen saver...


You know it's an odd night when Mary J. Blige actually stays in tune. As for Elliott Yamin's gesture? Oh please...
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