
Solution: Destroy computer. I bet you I wouldn't see that pic then...


More Stuff: Bobby Patrick Ewing is a fan of this blog and he's doing fine.

MySpace has become "the place" for those inclined to do silly things like dating and socializing. Some of those pages are way too ornate. Some of them can't be seen without x-Ray vision. Wow, that's hot (groan). Regardless of the artwork, it's pretty much the same ol' stuff, tons of meaningless yak yak, and dreams of meeting Vin Diesel. Vistors are also treated to profundities like, "Dance Like No One's Watching." Isn't that endearing? No, it's not. In fact if a woman even thinks that, that's a total deal breaker. "Dance Like No One's Watching.." Ahh who cares...
What I'm Trying To Say: I Can't Get Lucky on MySpace

Lord, like we don't have enough things to worry about, now we've got to look at Botched Kenny Rogers every ten minutes. Here's the real deal. By the mid '80s Rogers's career slowed down after a misguided label switch. In recent years, he's been out of the limelight. He's offered us, chicken, a clothing line and told us about the evils of his phone sex addiction. I don't know about anyone else but I haven't heard Kenny Rogers in a while. All I've seen is interviews and pictures of him looking like he's lost his damn mind.
Solution: This thing is clearly a tool sent to us my aliens ready to infiltrate our great nation. I'll have to go to space to rescue the real Kenny Rogers from being prodded and fiddled with for the sake of "science."

5 comments:
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Chin up: you'll get lucky on myspace one day.
That pic of Kenny Rogers is horrific. Now why you want to start my day with that madness?
ET called him Bobby Ewing? Matter of factly? I hate that damn show.
Thanks Shawn I hope so LOL
The thing that creeps me out about Kenny Rogers is that he doesn't look like Kenny Rogers, not even Kenny Rogers with a botched plastic surgery. I haven't seen plastic surgery that bad in quite a while.
Yep, they said "Bobby Ewing" a few times, like Patrick Duffy didn't exist. It was hilarious.
I didn't know Kenny had plastic surgery. Oh boy!
Well, the media (especially the infotainment sector) is such a reliable and honorable news outlet. They're just giving us the facts as they know them: Patrick Duffy was really a character played by Bobby Ewing. Thanks ET.
You know Shawn I actually read on a message board where people think that Kenny hasn't had plastic surgery. I guess him looking totally different and complaining about his plastic surgery just didn't connect the dots for them.
Patrick could always change his name to Patrick "Bobby Ewing" Duffy, that has a nice ring to it LOL. ET's insane--those weekend shows are especially bad.
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