Sorry I've been away. I've been named as part of the "dream team" for Yanni's defense. Between you and me, I've got no experience, just a seersucker suit, a briefcase and a bunch of vaguely legalistic jargon I picked up from watching Matlock. Wish me luck.Here's the deal. It seems like the World's Greatest Entertainer wasn't exactly having a fun filled evening with his girlfriend. In fact, Yanni reportedly came out swinging like he was Roberto Duran. His lady friend was packing her belongings but Yanni doubled back and took her clothes out of the closet. Sadly, it was reported that Yanni shook her like a rattle and jumped her too. Oh no, not our Yanni--yes, yes our Yanni. And it's been reported that Yanni spend a night in jail. Tell me somebody wouldn't shit a two ton brick looking over and seeing Yanni as their cellmate. Talk about being Punk'd.
I'm going to say that the person pictured in that dreadful mugshot isn't Yanni. Looks like him, but Yanni has longer hair and a moustache, as pictured. Who is that guy in the mug shot? Whoo, scary--Yanni has an imposter, I'm tellin'!A Promise: If this doesn't go to trial, I'm still going to try the case, I'm just that dedicated...
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You sure this guy isn't Yanni? hmmm.... I dunno, it could be ya know.
I done a google image search and studied many piccies of him and my opinion is that it's one of those 'super models without her make-up' moments.
Maybe he shaved his moustache off. He obviously hasn't shaved in a few days and looks like he's not touched up those grey hairs with grecian formula either.
Maybe he's been on a drinking binge and just let himself go for a few days. Lookin that good can't be an easy thing to maintain day after day after day. God knows... i've tried....
I mean... take me... every day I have to wash my hair and straighten it otherwise it frizzes like you wouldn't believe. Some days when I'm going to be at home all day i just say to hell with it... i can't be bothered. (and just don't leave the house).
Getting back to the drinking binge theory.... maybe he wasn't planning to leave the house either.
Jo, I'm on the face, it looks like Yanni, kinda? Who's to say? We weren't there, can't judge, that's my defense right there...
Got to say I agree with your take on Yanni's Lost Weekend. Clearly he probably wasn't planning to leave the house. You know, he got some DVD's, some Fritos--and look what happened. His altercation caused us to see Yanni without his "mask." That's the biggest crime of all...
I was shocked by that story myself, but after seeing thepics of Carrottop touring Vegas, I've come to think that anything's possible. Perhaps the Aging New Ager took an overdose of Viagra, and it drove him wilder than a Vulcan at amok time?
Oh no Carrottop, I can't even think about him without feeling queasy.
Yeah Rama, anything is possible especially in show business. But I do remember Linda Evans being a little "blanded out" during her relationship with Yanni. That might be a tip off. IMO, this possibly could have been a Yanni trait anyway.
Yanni and Viagra, wouldn't that be hilarious
You jsut don't know that in 2006 Yanni cut his hair.
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