Thursday, November 09, 2006

Jackass A' Go Go

So many jackasses, so little time. I actually had fun compiling this list, they're all certifiable...



Paul McCartney's got a hit! Well, it's not the kind of hit we've come to expect from him. Apparently Paul got handsy with his ex-wife Heather Mills and his "exploits" have been captured on tape.

Part 2: I bet seeing him come at you with guns blazing is enough to make you drop a pantsload. He's left-handed too, crafty and wiry--it's a darned shame. Keep your hands to yourself Paul McCartney!

Jackass Alert: Way High





Don't let those elections make us forget this instant classic mugshot!

It's not enough Ice-T's on TV clowning on that horrible VH-1 show, Snoop apparently got in trouble, hence this spiffy mug shot. Reportedly Snoop was carrying a concealed weapon and some ganga and got caught at the Bob Hope Airport.

Clarification: I erroneously reported that Snoop was arrested by Bob Hope. Sorry for the inconvenience.







I'm sick of him, again--just like it's 1999...


See what you did America? You accepted Diddy back little by little and now he's back to being a moron full time again. It seems now Diddy wants to be the next James Bond. I don't know about you, but shouldn't James Bond be at least 5'4? Diddy has weighed in on Casino Royale and offered, "I love the Bond they have now," said Diddy. "He's a great actor and I think they made a great choice."

Like somebody asked his ass...

Jackass Alert: Medium to High


I'm getting tired of looking at him...



Hey look! Kanye West is complaining about not getting MTV's video of the year for his "Touch The Sky." He's such a cry baby, it was at MTV's Europe Awards to make matters worse. Why are they going to care anyway? Who isn't tired of this by now? That's why I like '70s and '80s R&B so much, less bitching. As a selling point, Kanye explained that Pamela Anderson was in the video. Ahh so what...


Jackass Alert: High


Get Gone


Bob Barker: I hope no one really expected him to exit gracefully. Let it be known, Bob Barker is canny, he's a conniver and he's sure to have something up his sleeve. Reportedly Bob wanted to meet his maker while he was still on the show. Isn't that a shame? I can picture him now wishing CBS had to scramble, patching shows together from scraps while he's cackling from down below.

The Facts: Bob Barker has had an insanely good run on a long-running show. I say take the time off--and take this shambles of a show with you!

Apology:
I'm sorry for that outburst...




Faith Hill: Some might call this old news, I call it good news and something I had to have in my diary. Frankly I can't think of a clip that I love more, a real reaction. Apparently Faith wasn't happy with Carrie Underwood winning--and well, you can see the rest...

Some Background: According to LeAnn Rimes's now deleted board entry, Hill reportedly was pissed about newcomer Underwood getting this award. Geez, couldn't tell from the tape...

Jackass Alert: Zero, in fact I've got a new crush!
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