Tuesday, April 04, 2006

David Hasselhoff: Pop Culture Achiever Honor: Revoked!

Oh hi, good news, my sentence was suspended. In my time tied up in the court systems, I had to prevent David Hasselhoff from being my Pop Culture Idiot: Achiever of the Minute. I'm crying as I write this. I've never had to rescind my honor and I apologize.

See, it seems like Snapper 2/Michael Knight has lost his mind. Hasselhoff and his wife are clearly having martial problems. The details and allegations are too sad and odd to repeat but it's safe to say, Dave is accused of striking, yelling, insulting and being a general ass. To be honest, many us of new that David Hasselhoff was a jerk but know he's taken it to historic proportions. The good news? Me and my investigative team have determined exactly what caused Hasselhoff to really lose his mind. Below is Exhibit X457203.606

The Warning Sign:It seems that covering that AM Gold chestnut "Hooked on a Feeling" seemed so shake something loose in Mitch Buchanan's sanity. As the video clearly shows, we are dealing with a man who is "not all there." Ever the perfectionist however, we also see that David offers us the best in entertainment with those "state-of-the-art" production values. But really? Don't even be entertained. David Hasselhoff is a horrible man.

Diary Entry: David Hasselhoff's Pop Culture Idiot honor has been, revoked!!!
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