|"I'm a killjoy." Signed, Dr. Phil|
|Run Ted Run!|
|They'd make me drink too.|
|Little 'Ol Ted Williams|
Where The Story Goes: Who knows where. During the time of his Dr. Phil appearance, Ted Williams didn’t have a manager, a guru or a “person.” He was susceptible to Phil’s foolishness about wanting to get well, stop drinking and stuff like that...