She's bat-shit crazy...It seems like we're going to have to bid Rosie O'Donnell adieu. Adieu. O'Donnell is leaving the View after her six month kamikaze mission made the powers-that-be want to sign up for more. We were told that it was an issue of contracts, agents, big business. Me? I think that Barbara Walters probably had to respond to Rosie's "eat me" comment to Donald Trump at some high-level function.
Part 2: Who knew Rosie and Barbara were BFF's? Also it should be noted that both are chronic liars.Replacements: The names floating around are Rosanne Barr, Connie Chung, Kathy Griffin, Whoopi Goldberg.
What?!: Roseanne Barr? After her successful 1999 talk show, I guess she's a shoo-in.
So far out of the loop, they might as well be broadcasting from Mars...You don't need Dr. Kovac to call this one. The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet is deadly poison. This lethal yak fest team originated on Faux News and some great brain decided this actually has an audience. It doesn't.
The Sad Decline of Mike Whatever: From the looks of it, our Mike is the victim some old-time botched plastic surgery. I was looking at some older pics and he really doesn't look like the same person. Maybe he isn't (Jason screams and runs away...)
Meredith and Al hate each one another...I have to say I enjoy the Today Show. That happy family of Katie, Matt, Al and Ann and long gone with Meredith Vieira in the mix making things odd. Of course I'm sure people also notice that Meredith seems to "disappear" with nary a word. We've investigated and we found out why. It seems her contract with the wretched Who Wants To Be A Millionaire prevents her from being on another show past 9 AM. That's why she hits the bricks. I swear one time I saw a sledding segment where she was zooming one minute--gone without a goodbye the next.
Natalie Morales: Meredith Vieira on meds.This is who replaces Meredith every morning. She's what the kids refer to as a "total downer."
Worst news ever...Now this story is even more sickening than Mark Steines. My world was rocked when CNN decided to send Soledad O'Brien (and the other guy) off of American Morning for former Fox Bot Kiran Chetry and an increasingly unnerving John Roberts.
My Take: Miles O' Brien was kind of boring and Soledad gets on people's nerves. Not me, I enjoy watching guests be uncomfortable.Note: I'm only going to use this pic for journalistic purposes.
Five Minutes Later: Oh well...
5 comments:
I know you are torn up about Rosie's departure. There, there Jayce. Its gonna be alright. Reports are she could be negotiating a deal for her very own issues oriented talk show ala Phil Donahue. Rosie + Issues. But of course.
Hey, no bad mouthing Mike and Juliet. They (their producers that is) agreed to interview 2 actors from the direct to DVD project I am associated with. Help drive those sales Mike and Juliet you blessed souls. Are they that bad though?
I do feel bad Shawn, I'm going to miss Rosie--yeah right heh heh...
That DVD thing sounds really cool. Well, I am a bit biased. I don't like anything that originated from Fox News. I think Mike and Juliet are just silly, like Mike and Maty, Ali and Jack, etc...
The best morning show is "Good Day New York" and when I say "best" I mean the most awkward and sort of hard to watch. Makes for great entertainemtn in the morning as the chemistry between the team is completely non-existant.
I like that name :) I'm definitely going to see if I can check that out on You Tube. There's a few local stations that make that kind of thing an art form. I find it hilarious.
Natalie is more than a "total downer"- she's a complete, total bitch. Memo to NBC: get her off the air. She sucks.
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