Donald Trump vs. Rosie O' Donnell

It seems that my friend Donald Trump has been ignoring my emails and calls. We had planned to do some Christmas stuff together when this fight with Rosie O' Donnell broke out. What can I do? I guess I'll survey the vitriol and hope I don't get queasy.


Donald Trump vs. Rosie O'Donnell- The Beginning: Here's the backstory. Rosie was talking about Donald Trump's role in the Miss USA debacle. She basically ran him to the dogs--and got some great laughs.



Got to admit, that's a pretty funny impression. I laughed and I can't stand Rosie O' Donnell. Of course the clip is a bit edited, there was also some talk (and crosstalk) about Trump's father, bankruptcy and the snake oil salesman comment.

A Recap: A few hours later after the laughs were ringing in his ears, Donald Trump blew his stack. He could no longer govern his passions and he let Rosie O have it. A more reasoned man would let bygones be bygones but Trump's not there yet as the clip below shows.

Disclaimer: If YouTube pulls the clip it's basically Donald Trump exploding with rage. What's that? A gunshot? Donald, are you ok?


"I'd like to take some money out of her fat ass pockets..." Nice to see Donald taking it so well. Got to say this Rosie bash fest is particularly vicious. I don't think I've seen anyone drill someone like this. Although Donald didn't make himself look any better with any of those asides, I think it's hilarious, it just is.







An Update: Nothing, these two still hate each other...

My Favorite Videos, What?!

Oh hi. Guess what. I've been having trouble with YouTube. It seems that they think I want to see these videos and saved them to my favorites. Awful, awful, where's my Ludicrous, Radiohead and that group that married Gwyneth Paltrow? Oh well, here's a few of the "favorites" they say I like...

Clarence Clemons and Jackson Browne- You're A Friend of Mine- Isn't that dear? When was the wedding date for those two? Legend has it that Clemons true friend and kissing buddy, Bruce Springsteen begged off of this hunk of '80s cheese. Enter Jackson Browne. I guess Clarence figured any guy in a plaid shirt with a goodtar would do. Got to say I do like Jackson Browne's vocal here, it's so Jackson Browne-y. I would have loved to have heard a so bad its good album with Browne and Narada Michael Walden. It probably would have been better than that dirge-fest Lives in the Balance.


I love this era of Daryl Hannah, so artsy and vacuous...





The Romantics-Talking In Your Sleep When a great song meets a bad, bad video. In case some of the youth are reading, the Romantics were never "cool." They were ok, but they were old-timey around the edges. Gosh that hair's high isn't it? Sad to say this is one of my favorite songs and this video? Not horrible at all...

A Certainity: Wherever this song is playing, there's some dude bobbing his head trying to look cool.



Michael Jackson- Blood on the Dance Floor- You can call this yet another juncture where Michael should have begged off plastic surgery. Really, I think he looks kind of cool here. This record didn't sell diddly however. And about Michael. For a suoopsed will o' the wisp he sure likes ghoul, blood and stuff. Sonically speaking, this song is basically that reheated stoup he's been making for far too long.

Fast Fact: The aliens liked this version of Michael Jackson so much, they engineered one and he's totally the biggest star ever.



Kym Sims- Too Blind To See It That's one of my favorites from the early '90s. Got to say I had no idea Kym Sims was that cute, I saw a promo CD and pretty much saw nothing but a big hat. Well the video does have the aforementioned hat but quite a nice looking woman underneath. Not a happy one though if we're going by her, "Honey let me tell you something/No man in the world" days. Heh, it's hilarious, I could listen to that all day.

The Price Is Right: Potential New Hosts

Jason to Bob Barker: I'll see ya!


You know, people can cry all day and night about Bob Barker, I'm all about the future. Here's something that might be hard to digest but it's true, if the Price is Right is to stay on, it's going to need another host. Here's a few people I think are up for the job.






Arsenio Hall- To be a game show host, you have to be quick, entertaining and smarmy. Check, check and check. Hall already has some experience with hosting duties with his run at Star Search. Plus he would give the show an irreverent air, he's truly hilarious in the right context.

The Bad Part: I couldn't bare seeing him everyday...






Bob Goen- He's still in the business isn't he? The last I saw him he was on Good Day Live carving a turkey. After getting the boot from the increasingly cringe-worthy ET, this might be a vast improvement.

Note: You see that pic, that's from his stint on the daytime version of the Wheel of Fortune, he's done this before!






Al Roker- Al Roker's got jokes huh? Al Joker. If he keeps on looking like a pissed off 3 year old on the Today Show, he's going to need a new job. If you ask me, Meredith, Matt, Al and Ann totally doesn't need the "Al" and rather than debase himself going to Fox he can embarrass himself here...

The Given: Al Roker will embarrass himself everywhere.









Lopez leaving the Pop Culture Idiot offices after harassing and threatening the editor...



Mario Lopez- Despite his cry baby antics after losing to Emmett Smith on Dancing With The Stars, Lopez might be a good choice. For some odd reason he has a fan base and has gotten hosting gigs like the Animal Planet's Those Darned Poisonous Snakes.

The Fine Print: I think it's a win-win if win means hell on earth.


Clay Aiken- Isn't that picture awful? Looks like my crack investigation showed another handsy Clay Aiken instance. If you know anything about Bob Barker's back story, it's filled with a lot of court time. I can see Barker know surfing the net looking for someone to grope on. As for Clay? He wants his own talk show--hopefully reality will put a stop to that.


Part II: That's a tight grip there, chief...







John Davidson: The Wild Card

I saw a prostitute weaving and bobbing after a scuffle. I asked her who did it, she said John Davidson. I think he'd be a great host for the Price is Right. He's so American and bland, he'd be Pat Boone if the other one wasn't still hanging around wasting time/space.

A Sad Realization: While folks are boinking the night away, I'm talking about Pat Boone and John Davidson.

Grade A Time Wasters

Jason doesn't use his time wisely. Well, that's what some of my report cards said. The entertainment community is wasting a ton of time too, more than ever it seems. Here's a few of the more odious examples...

Pick something!...

On a recent Oprah episode, the viewers were treated to Gayle King's search for the world's best pizza. Thrilling! This is the stuff I would have set my Beta for. Since I don't have Taste-o-Vision, the whole thing didn't matter a tinker's darn to me. I do like Gayle King though and I'm miffed that she didn't invite me for a few slices. Damn it all!

The Deal With Pizza: Here's the thing, even bad pizza is edible to most of us. In all honesty, that pizza pictured doesn't look that good. I'm spoiled, I'm used to great pizza makers like Ellio's, now that stuff is cardboard good.

It's time for Hugh Hefner to pack it in. I caught his E! series The Girls Next Door and I was saddened. Playboy used to be for hot women, and now look. This show centers on three gals best described as "tacky ho's." At this point Hugh doesn't seem to know the difference. He looks like Bea Arthur too, it's probably even her housecoat. And oh yeah, these gals don't have to worry about pregnancy fears, Hugh's been around so long everything's coming up dust.



Oh please...







I really felt bad about the loss of Anna Nicole Smith's son Daniel. He seemed like a good kid. You know what's driving me crazy? Entertainment Tonight. Every time I turn this show on they're talking about Anna Nicole Smith. Call me crazy, but I don't think Smith's in the best emotional shape for this 24/7 coverage. Good lord, she just had a baby too? Let her rest...

About Those Interviews: I think one was fine, two? Maybe so. We're pretty much working on 15 at this point and we're covering the same ol' ground. In this interviews, Anna Nicole is joined by manager/baby daddy kinda Howard K. Stern. And really, why is he always there? It's not like she's Marlee Matlin or anything. Go grab a snack or something Howard, I'm tired of looking at that face...







Look at those two. They make me hate America. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, two trainwrecks better together. We like to think we're such an advanced society, but we're basically infautated with a noveau riche non-entity and a stone cold has-been. Do I have to know where Britney Spears goes every night? Who cares. Now to up the ante, she's been galavanting around town without her underwear. And guess what? People are taking pics and she knows it!

A Lesson: Seeing Britney in the all together is further proof that just because a woman's famous, it doesn't need she looking rocking naked. Shucks...